yepperoni:

short story made out of lil b song titles 

yepperoni:

short story made out of lil b song titles 

Im so confused. John green is dead? I can't find any information on this whats going on please please answer me. Is this a joke.
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

look inside of yourself for the answers.  the media cant be trusted at a time like this

independent shaq rp

shaqshock:

subwaybossemmet:

shaqshock:

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Welcome to the battle subway Mr. Shaq , and congrats on making it this far! I’m subway boss Emmet nice to meet you

*steals your hat*

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So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

fat-batman:

Panic! In front of the cute boy

ARE YOU KIDDING. Is john green actually dead. How did he die? Where is this information from?
Anonymous

railroadsoftware:

choked on a chicken tender from what I understand

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

notcuddles:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

derring-dont:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies

truly a noble creature

I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????

u bet ur bippy it is

also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting

woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks

Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.

straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

ambxrlily:

"Bro, I’m Telling You, The Date Was Going Well, And Then She Straight Up Turned Into A Latias."

ambxrlily:

"Bro, I’m Telling You, The Date Was Going Well, And Then She Straight Up Turned Into A Latias."

princelypaws:

doomburgerdoodles:

ho-ho-my-lad:

feministmagicalgirl:

thecaracoburn:

drbrucebananer:

bluandorange:

spaceconfessional:

wienermeister:

timemagazine:

Beyonce, Robert Redford, Mary Barra and Jason Collins cover the new issue of TIME for the TIME 100. Photo: Paola Kudacki 

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

princelypaws:

doomburgerdoodles:

ho-ho-my-lad:

feministmagicalgirl:

thecaracoburn:

drbrucebananer:

bluandorange:

spaceconfessional:

wienermeister:

timemagazine:

Beyonce, Robert Redford, Mary Barra and Jason Collins cover the new issue of TIME for the TIME 100. Photo: Paola Kudacki 

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?

Where is Laverne Cox?