the-lazy-intern:

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

worthikids:

MORPHEUS

smuganimebitch:

ringoroadagain:

smuganimebitch:

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

averagefairy:

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

novitiate2017:

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

dangerous-tangerine:

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

Sound on for this relatable content

cats are so stoopid i love them 

scprincess:

solidsnake:

im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit

his name is eminem

afanofmanystuffs:

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

i didnt expect this to get popular

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

took a while but i did it

girlpillz:

huh

hiitaylorlynn:

i’ll fuck your mom and dad