sean3116:

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

my parents also had this clock until it broke and just made a really weird TICK sound on every hour

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

gullibility:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

nyannerz:

runepage:

rakshas:

this is why god doesnt talk to us anymore 

ASJDKHASKDHASDJHAKSDJ

oakynymph:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

liartownusa:

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