As it’s technically Easter for me now …

angrynerdyblogger:

I decided I’d share something really creepy that happened to me one Easter. It’s something I remember clearly now, and I haven’t managed to explain it at all.

I was probably about nine years old, maybe a little younger. At the time, I had a bunk bed, and for some reason, the night of Easter morning I had decided to sleep in the bottom one. It was the middle of the night when I woke up for no reason at all. I was staring at the wall, my eyes still not adjusted, when I realised my shoulder was cold. The blanket had come off me in my sleep, the corner folded up, and just as I was about to shrug it back into place, it moved. It didn’t just fall back, but tucked around me, and I felt fingers brush against me.

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

ladylokii:

Tommy Shepherd - Speed

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

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#Levels

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

daenerysknope:

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via shayeofodile)

reverseracist:

my favorite white

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

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