I decided I’d share something really creepy that happened to me one Easter. It’s something I remember clearly now, and I haven’t managed to explain it at all.
I was probably about nine years old, maybe a little younger. At the time, I had a bunk bed, and for some reason, the night of Easter morning I had decided to sleep in the bottom one. It was the middle of the night when I woke up for no reason at all. I was staring at the wall, my eyes still not adjusted, when I realised my shoulder was cold. The blanket had come off me in my sleep, the corner folded up, and just as I was about to shrug it back into place, it moved. It didn’t just fall back, but tucked around me, and I felt fingers brush against me.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try
tfw no gf
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
not all men
are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…
Tommy Shepherd - Speed
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
She is not “my girl.”
She belongs to herself. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.
How much more blessed can I be?
|—||Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via shayeofodile)|
my favorite white
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
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